Moment of Epiphany

Seriously, I don’t know who created the group, and I don’t care. I found out about this group over on the Salty Droid blog.

Whoever created the group, is definitely worthy of a Douchebag Award.

I’m a firm believer in the “innocent until proven guilty” aspect of American justice. I’m also a firm believer in the principle that if people come to an event that you put on, you as the organizer are ultimately responsible for whatever happens at your event. Specially while the event is running.

In my opinion, James Death Ray is responsible for the deaths of 3 people during his “Spiritual Warrior” event in Sedona, Arizona. Actually, I’m not the only one who thinks so, since Death Ray himself has admitted his responsibility.

Death Ray has already won himself an award, so this one goes to whichever one of his followers created the fan page. I won’t go into the semantics of how a man that made a living teaching people about creating harmonic wealth etc. not being liquid enough to come up with $500,000 in bail money. I also won’t address whether that amount of bail is fair or not.

The one thing that I do know is unfair, is that 3 people died at this event. Now their families have to live with the loss and try to understand what happened.

This is the part that really gets my goad. The people that went to James Ray’s events, were supposed to attain enlightenment and harmonic wealth and some other New Wagey kind of words.

What does an enlightened and harmonically balanced person do in the face of 3 deaths?

Do they:

1. Rally to support the families of the victims of the tragedy?
2. Decide to withhold final judgment on James Ray’s guilt or innocence until after the trial?
3. Try to examine themselves and their motives for supporting a person that now stands accused of unintentional homicide?
4. Try to figure out if they really needed to follow the teachings of a fake shaman?

None of the above.

The best thing to do is to rally around the naked emperor and try to “manifest” a lower bail that the naked emperor, plastic shaman, manslaughterer can afford to pay by creating a facebook fan page and writing letters to the judge.

How delusional do you have to be to:

1. Still believe in James Death Ray?
2. Think that creating a facebook fan page will change the mind of the legal system of the State of Arizona?
3. Join a James Death Ray facebook fan page?

Actually, I can answer #3.

None other than previous Douchebag marketer award winner David Schirmer is among the members of the group.

I guess he smells a leadership void and plans to step in and fill it while Death Ray is in jail. I wouldn’t be surprised if Schirmer comes out with a “Harmonically balanced” frauduct of some kind.

After all, you gotta strike while the iron is hot.

Doesn’t that just warm the cockles of your heart?

Anyway, whoever created the “Support James Ray” Facebook fan page, wins a Douchebag Award.

Apparently, birds of a feather flock together. It’s good to know that even after being indicted, arrested and charged with manslaughter, James “Death” Ray can count on one true friend.

That one friend, is none other than fellow “secreteer” David Schirmer. Schirmer loves to talk to himself on Twitter, which would alone qualify him for an award.

Apparently unaware that the “more complete” set of facts about Sedona that Death Ray was trying to peddle have already been discredited as complete and utter nonsense, Schirmer is trying to get people to review the “white” aka “toilet” papers in defense of his fellow broke, fake, fraud James Ray.

So, for standing behind Death Ray, I bequeath unto David Schirmer Marketing Douchebag winner.

Here’s a nice video from A Current Affair about Schirmer:

Make up your own mind about this guy, but I wouldn’t give this guy anything more than a douchebaggy award

Roy Chaderton is the Venezuelan ambassador to the Organization of American States. Essentially, he’s nothing but a Chavez lackey that only repeats the party line and that’s it.

Mr. Chaderton, and I use the term “mister” very loosely, last week protested to the OAS, that the Interamerican Commission on Human Rights was “defaming” the usurper Hugo Chavez by saying that Chavez’s shutdown of RCTV television last week was a blow against freedom of expression in Venezuela.

Chaderton, in typical Chavez lackey douchebaggy behaviour, railed against an organization that was attempting to defend the voice of the opposition in Venezuela.

Chavez is afraid of any organization that points out his failures and promptly moves to bully them into silence. I guess Chavez feels that if he can silence the mass media that no one will notice all the corruption and death that lies in the wake of his regime.

Chavez has already won a lifetime emeritus award, so today I’m giving Roy Chaderton a Douchebag Politician award.

Before I forget, tomorrow is February 4th, the anniversary of the day that Chavez tried to overthrow the government way back when in 1992. At that time, Chavez was but a Lt. Colonel in the army on a quest for glory and power at any cost.

Only a true douchebag, coward and failure like Chavez could celebrate the day that he killed hundreds of his country men in a failed coup d’etat.