Moment of Epiphany

Apparently, birds of a feather flock together. It’s good to know that even after being indicted, arrested and charged with manslaughter, James “Death” Ray can count on one true friend.

That one friend, is none other than fellow “secreteer” David Schirmer. Schirmer loves to talk to himself on Twitter, which would alone qualify him for an award.

Apparently unaware that the “more complete” set of facts about Sedona that Death Ray was trying to peddle have already been discredited as complete and utter nonsense, Schirmer is trying to get people to review the “white” aka “toilet” papers in defense of his fellow broke, fake, fraud James Ray.

So, for standing behind Death Ray, I bequeath unto David Schirmer Marketing Douchebag winner.

Here’s a nice video from A Current Affair about Schirmer:

Make up your own mind about this guy, but I wouldn’t give this guy anything more than a douchebaggy award