Moment of Epiphany

Apparently, birds of a feather flock together. It’s good to know that even after being indicted, arrested and charged with manslaughter, James “Death” Ray can count on one true friend.

That one friend, is none other than fellow “secreteer” David Schirmer. Schirmer loves to talk to himself on Twitter, which would alone qualify him for an award.

Apparently unaware that the “more complete” set of facts about Sedona that Death Ray was trying to peddle have already been discredited as complete and utter nonsense, Schirmer is trying to get people to review the “white” aka “toilet” papers in defense of his fellow broke, fake, fraud James Ray.

So, for standing behind Death Ray, I bequeath unto David Schirmer Marketing Douchebag winner.

Here’s a nice video from A Current Affair about Schirmer:

Make up your own mind about this guy, but I wouldn’t give this guy anything more than a douchebaggy award

Roy Chaderton is the Venezuelan ambassador to the Organization of American States. Essentially, he’s nothing but a Chavez lackey that only repeats the party line and that’s it.

Mr. Chaderton, and I use the term “mister” very loosely, last week protested to the OAS, that the Interamerican Commission on Human Rights was “defaming” the usurper Hugo Chavez by saying that Chavez’s shutdown of RCTV television last week was a blow against freedom of expression in Venezuela.

Chaderton, in typical Chavez lackey douchebaggy behaviour, railed against an organization that was attempting to defend the voice of the opposition in Venezuela.

Chavez is afraid of any organization that points out his failures and promptly moves to bully them into silence. I guess Chavez feels that if he can silence the mass media that no one will notice all the corruption and death that lies in the wake of his regime.

Chavez has already won a lifetime emeritus award, so today I’m giving Roy Chaderton a Douchebag Politician award.

Before I forget, tomorrow is February 4th, the anniversary of the day that Chavez tried to overthrow the government way back when in 1992. At that time, Chavez was but a Lt. Colonel in the army on a quest for glory and power at any cost.

Only a true douchebag, coward and failure like Chavez could celebrate the day that he killed hundreds of his country men in a failed coup d’etat.

This new Marketing Douchebag award goes to Eric Graham. Apparently, Mr. Graham is a self appointed conversion doctor, that fails to convert.

From reading the comments over on the Salty Droid blog and on Ryan Healy’s blog, it appears that Mr. Graham has the tendency to take people’s money and then not deliver on his promises. Seems to me like he should rebrand himself as the Doctor of Take Your Money and Run, but then all these other marketers would want to sue and lay claim to that title, but I digress.

Credit: Salty Droid

There is also what seems to be a growing list of complaints against Mr. Graham, here’s s small sampling of them:

• http://emarketworks.com/273/zero-to-500-a-month-guaranteed/
• http://emarketworks.com/344/zeroto500-final-update-not-recommended/
• Internet business ethics 101
• http://www.elanelan.com/EricGraham.htm
• http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/graham-advantage-c200917.html

But then again, go read the post on Ryan Healy’s blog and do an onpage search for “Eric Graham” I won’t repost the comment here since you really have to see it in it’s natural context.

On a side note, if someone offers to show you how to make $500 a month, “guaranteed” and it doesn’t involve punching in on a time clock or some other kind of device, run in the opposite direction. It’s probably a scam.

So, for failing to deliver, for the comments made on Ryan Healy’s blog and for what appears to be a general disregard for clients, I award Eric Graham a Marketing Douchebag award.